Live Every Week Like It’s Shark Week

1:37 PM Hannah: im reading texts from last night and i found one that could be between me and u:
me: shoot
Hannah: (610): can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
(1-610): who is canola oil?
(610): you’re an idiot.
1:38 PM me: WOW
THAT IS US
Hannah: i thought so
me: WOW
1:39 PM [...]