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Archive for December 2008

Winter “Sports”

Posted by: Rachel on: December 12, 2008

As many of you know, I’m not really into sports.  I do like winter (as long as it’s not too cold) and snow in small doses, and I’ve managed to take up a few “winter sports” along the way.  I love skiing and I’m trying this whole ice skating thing again.  I took a few [...]

While not everything is strippers and booze and buckets of blood, sometimes things are professional nude dancers, 21st birthday shots and mysterious red sauce on a steak that actually isn’t sauce…  And that was just a Monday night.

More on these things after next weekend, but Annabel and Lori should be having very fun birthdays!  And [...]

Procrastination! (I was going to post this yesterday…)

Posted by: Rachel on: December 8, 2008

The most important news of the day has nothing to do with the economy or Obama’s newest appointment, but one of the biggest academic breakthroughs in years.  No, nobody has cured a disease or (re-)discovered the meaning of life (apparently “42″ is not a widely accepted theory,) but there is now an equation that explains [...]

Best of the Last Day of Class

Posted by: Rachel on: December 5, 2008

This post is in celebration of loyal reader Nicki who attended her last Cornell class today. Nicki, in your honor, I bring to you the best of best-of-craigslist, otherwise known as funny things I’ve read in the past 15 minutes.
“I think I’ll take a picture of myself in your panties (face omitted of course) and [...]

PHOEBE: OK, I can be a waitress, I can be a waitress.
MONICA: Really Pheebs? Because, you know, you’d have to be an actual waitress. This can’t be like your ‘I can be a bear cub’ thing.
PHOEBE: I can be a waitress. OK watch this. Um, gimme two number ones, 86 the bacon, one Adam and [...]