Archive for October 2008
“You cannot bash in the head of an American citizen without written permission from the State Department”
Posted by: Rachel on: October 29, 2008
Speaking of Bananas… I think I figured out where all my missing time is going.
I spent, no exaggeration, about four minutes looking at bananas in Wegman’s last night. I’ve decided that my current breakfast habits (pastries, Twizzlers, popsicles, gum) are not cutting it, and I need to eat fruit that is not in loop [...]
I Wonder…
Posted by: Rachel on: October 28, 2008
I just received an e-mail from “Americas fifth oldest law school in continuous operation” in which they boast that it is located in “the nations 16th largest city.”
At what point do superlatives become superfluous?
I’ll Take “Lack of Focus and Inability to Concentrate” for 1000, Alex.
Posted by: Rachel on: October 21, 2008
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The moral/life-lesson: what you know is not the only thing that matters, it’s all relative to what others know and what others have.
“I’m into ropes.” – Kenley “I need to be kicked in the teeth” Collins
Posted by: Rachel on: October 12, 2008
So I’m the spaz that kinda forgot Project Runway was on when I was out of town, and therefore mixed about 9,000 episodes. Bravo has not been as good as they usually are about repeating episodes, but they had a marathon today so my DVR has been faithfully recording. I’m rewarding myself because [...]
A Conversation With my iPod
Posted by: Rachel on: October 11, 2008
- In: I Like| My Life
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Shamelessly stolen from [title of show].
BLANK PAPER
Hey, little guy! Why so blue?
RACHEL
Well, Blank Paper, I’m trying to write a personal statement in two and a half days and I’m a little stuck.
BLANK PAPER
Well, mother fucker, why don’t I give you a crash coarse on how to go from a piece of blank paper to a [...]
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