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Last Day at Work

Posted by: Rachel on: July 17, 2009

Today was my last day at work. :(On your last day of work I would appreciaet you not acting too happy to be leaving all your job duties for me to do on top of my own.

That was the card I sent to Meghan, who will be taking over some of my job.

Sometimes I sit here and fantasize about the outrageous things I would do if today was my last day.That’s just fun. The most outrageous thing I did today was spend about 6 hours in restaurants with various combinations of people I work with and my parents.  We hit four different places. It was a good day.

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Oink Oink

Posted by: Rachel on: July 16, 2009

Sorry swine flu is visiting more countries this summer than you.

I officially have nothing funny to add today.  I’m in the middle of my mid-afternoon lethargic phase, so  I’m going to finish my diet coke, maybe find some gelato or something else sugary, and focus for a little while longer.

We all know the real reason you were late today is because you were out dressed like a wizard last night for the Harry Potter premiere.

Um.. almost true story.  If wizards wore sweatpants, it would be right on.

Also: “Today, I dropped my keys. Not wanting to lean over and pick them up, I pointed at them and said “Accio.” Then I realized I had tried to use a Harry Potter spell in real life and in public. FML”

Happy Bastille Day!

Posted by: Rachel on: July 14, 2009

This Bastille Day, lets be even more pretentious about ordering wine.

I can’t really bug Meghan about not updating her blog considering I never update mine, so I figured if I start posting here again, I can go back to bothering her!

Every day at work, I send Meghan an ecard from someecards, and every day, she prints it out and hangs it on the wall!  We decided that it would be a good idea for me to send my blog an ecard every day too, to get me back in the habit of updating.

So happy Bastille Day!  I know I plan on enjoying the bottle of wine it took me 15 minutes to open last night because my corkscrew is broken (another reason to go for the screwcap), and I hope you enjoy your day too!

gChat of the Day is too Long for Twitter

Posted by: Rachel on: May 20, 2009

1:37 PM Hannah: im reading texts from last night and i found one that could be between me and u:
me: shoot
Hannah: (610): can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
(1-610): who is canola oil?
(610): you’re an idiot.
1:38 PM me: WOW
THAT IS US
Hannah: i thought so
me: WOW
1:39 PM i’m on the phone with jess and i just read that to her
and i cant stop laughing
Hannah: its hysterical
(323): You got in a fight last night?
(818): Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom…he was standing there and I notice he’s got the same shirt as me on so I’m like…dude you should have called me, we look like idiots…he didn’t say anything…so i got pissed and hit him…completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward…weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
(323): Um…Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
 
also, to make this even longer, update:

2:54 PM Annabel: did she want to go a particular place for dinner?
me: i forgot to ask, i think she wanted chapter house at some point
Annabel: haha well that works for dinner for me lol :)
2:55 PM me: NO ANNABEL. ALCOHOL IS NOT FOOD :-D